don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
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Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
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Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
the raccoons are back...
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