come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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