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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
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You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
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It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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