I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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