week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
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I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
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We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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