Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
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I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
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So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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