no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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