whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
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I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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