My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
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When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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