he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
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he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
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I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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