I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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