I bet he comes in French.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
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It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
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I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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