Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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