i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
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Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
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gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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