If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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