guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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