Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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