Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
We're not piercing ourselves today.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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