I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
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Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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