Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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