Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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