i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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