Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
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We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
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Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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