Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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