After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
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Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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