Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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