I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
