The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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