: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
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I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
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The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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