I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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