She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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