direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
wow bdsm is so cute
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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