do herpes really smell.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
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