She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
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Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
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I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
We are all done wearing pants today
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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