I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
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Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
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its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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