David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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