I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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