we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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