I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
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so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
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i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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