do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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