Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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