You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
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