Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Randomize
