i think my mom watched the whole time
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
So much rum. So many feels.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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