Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Be still, my beating vagina.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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