my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I want to walk on stilts...naked
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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