this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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