Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
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I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
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his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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