What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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