When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
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to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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