C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
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you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
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He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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