Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
only you would photoshop your dick
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
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Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
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You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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