I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
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If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
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I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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