sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
too bad you live with your parents still
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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