I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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