a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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