I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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