drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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